What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!