What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"