What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"