What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.