What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"