Little Pig Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.