Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"