Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.