Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"