Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

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They told him he was good at deriving

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Because it's a place of war ship.

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OC I think I'm feeling C6

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"