Why did the little pig try to join the ...

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!