What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.