What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.