What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.