What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.