Sore Throat Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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He spent all day gargoyling.

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Because he was a little horse

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Cut off his nose.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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A Ducktor.

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