What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

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