What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.