What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.