What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.