Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?