Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.