Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.