Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.