Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.