Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.