Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!