How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

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Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!