How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.