How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!