Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.