Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.