Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.