Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!