Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!