Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.