Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!