Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.