Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.