Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.