A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
A pizza can feed a family.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
A dead school bus!
Because women are at the wheel.
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
They have no function.
Oh,the humanities!
