What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.