What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.