What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!