What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar