What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.