What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!