What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD