What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.