What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.