What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.