Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry