Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!