Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!