Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.