How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.