How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.