How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.