How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.