How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.