How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!