How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30