How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.