How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.