What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing