Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

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How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.