Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

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What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.