Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard