He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
To shake things up on network tv.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
The time God took to cook us
O Cristor Redundant
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
XBOX JUAN
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Edward Snowed-in
Paul Walker only crashed once.
The steering wheel...
They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
