He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
A crustacean :D :D
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
Nothing, you already said it twice.
A divorce lawyer.
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
