Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.