What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.