What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...