What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!