What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!