Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last