Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in