What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety