What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up