What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.