What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.