What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !