What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys