What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.