Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.