How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.