How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.