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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.