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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.