How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.