What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.