What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.