When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.