Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.