Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.