What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.