What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Vowel Jokes More Vowel Jokes

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.