She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A fortune!
Because he was too close to The Edge.
An auction
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Because he had a vowel movement.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.