How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.