How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups