How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it