How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it