What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!