What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.