What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.