A Jiraffa.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
None, the two are not a snake
no, it doesnt.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Gnus - readers !
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Long necks.