What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.