Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.