Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.