Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.