Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.