What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!