Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds