Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.