Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym