Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '