Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet