How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.