How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.