How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why is reddit bad grammar?

Because you can't read a dit.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.