What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times