The Moo York Times
A pat on the head.
Moogabytes
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Always.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
The Daily Moos.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.