The Moo York Times
A tail pail!
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
A Yarrrrrrrrris.
Pig's tie !
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?