What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times