Moo York Times Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.