Moo York Times Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times