What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.