What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.