What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch