What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch