What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.