What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.