What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.