What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.