What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.