What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.