Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).