Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.