Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.