Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.