Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.