Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein