How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"