How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots