How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.