How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.