How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.