How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian