How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

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Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian