Hide their money in their bible.
A cross-dresser.
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
When Jesus went up for the cross.
Christina Ricci.
Under the soap.
On the second page of google.
A gf gif gift grift
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Starving.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"