How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.