How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots