Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !