Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!