Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!