Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!