Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
He ate himself.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
She doesn't because she's dead.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
Bernadette!
